2/1/08

News Flash

image submitted by local detectives

CSI: NEWS FLASH

Unknown person down in PR and Accounting
Department at Directions in Neenah, WI yesterday evening.
Death of victim unknown, only the speculation of
what could have caused his/her demise.

Please, if you have any information on this candy
snatcher let us know by leaving a comment.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

is it safe to work here?

Anonymous said...

will i be next?

Lyons said...

Looks to me like Gumbi hit the candy bowl once too often, damnit.

Lyons said...

Looks to me like Gumbi hit the candy bowl once too often, damnit.

Lyons said...

Gumbi hits the candy bowl one too many times, damnit.

Anonymous said...

That looks like the Wampa Ice Creature

lyons, is the memory going?

Anonymous said...

I thought it was Dick! But then I saw him walking around in person today!

Unknown said...

I don't think this was random. The way the body fell points to the likelihood the victim knew the attacker. Hey, has anybody seen Pokey today?

Anonymous said...

it was shannon. she did it.

Anonymous said...

I saw Shannon in the vicinity of the candy dish that day.

Anonymous said...

Someone died? "THUNK thunk!" This looks like a case for Law & Order!

Anonymous said...

I have an alabai.... honest I do.

Anonymous said...

John - Have you been talking to Pokey? I mean Jo? Jo has this thing about horses and now she's spreading rumors about poor little Pokey! I saw him at the local watering hold that day....